I don’t know
about you, but I’m pretty much over Halloween this year. There are some things I love
about the holiday and some that I loathe. I got an email earlier today from my
friend Susannah asking: “Who ever thought of Halloween??” According to
my 8-year-old son, it was the pilgrims. I don’t think so.
Top 5 things I love about Halloween:
- Candy. I’ve already admitted that I’m a junky.
- Watching It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
- Tasteful décor. Let’s face it, no one does it better than Martha.
- Roadies (yummy dark & stormies tonight -- thanks Natalie!) while you're cruising the streets with your kids.
- When your child picks who they want to be months in advance and doesn’t change his/her mind. And, you have the costume together in September.
- Running out of candy and having to turn away ambitious trick-or-treaters.
- Freshly carved pumpkins that burn because you used the wrong kind of candle or didn’t keep an eye on them. True story.
- When your child doesn’t know what he wants to be and announces the day before that he wants to be a zombie with Thriller like zombie makeup he saw on YouTube.
- Scrubbing off zombie makeup at 9:00 pm.
- Teenagers who are clearly too old to trick-or-treat, especially sans costumes.
Just one more peeve: when did people start trick-or-treating by car?
Last year we had some parents who drove their kids house to house down our
street. Ridiculous!
Tips on battling the bulge during this crazy candy season:
For those of you who are health conscious, here are some abbreviated
tips I received from my gym today followed by my commentary:
Tips on battling the bulge during this crazy candy season:
- Don't buy your favorite candy to hand out to trick-or-treaters. Too late.
- Out of sight, out of mind. Once the holiday passes, don't keep the candy sitting out. Yeah right.
- Keep count. If there were ever a day to keep a food journal, Halloween is that day! No way Jose.
- Don't drastically cut calories earlier in the day in an attempt to counteract any excessive candy eating later on. Never even crossed my mind.
Tonight we are going to a party at our new neighbor's house (welcome Jen and Greg!), so I’m leaving a bowl of candy on
our doorstep. Back in my youth, that was considered a jackpot. Maybe kids today
are more considerate. We shall see.
Sign my son helped me make posted on our front door at 5:43 pm. |